A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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The act of a group of men lifting another man above their heads with the intention of pressing them into the roof.
Did you see that guy take a roofing last night? It took 10 of them to get him up and another 5 for the final press into the ceiling.
by LL T 82 July 31, 2013
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Get the rooftopping it mug.A person who is selective of the root of where their food comes from including how it was raised or grown and the impact that it has on the environment and the farmers who grow the food. A rootitarian goes beyond a label in the grocery store and buys directly from producers. They first line certify rather than depend on trendy terms like humanely raised or natural. Perhaps perceived as having a distrust of marketing by some a rootitarian understands the realities of the complexity of the food system and has a taste for good local ethically raised food.
I am a rootitarian. I eat foods that meet my personal definition of local and sustainable. To me, that is only , for example, eating meat that I 've raise myself. Most often, I eat vegetarian when we go out to restaurants. I consider many factors when I eat. I know that every bite of food has the power to impact the land, people and communities in a positive or negative way.
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I came home last night and my roomite had not only eaten all of my Captain Crunch, he left the bowl on the counter without washing it.
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