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Roman Empire

The most powerful and successful Empire in history.

Their Praetorian Guard and Centurion soldiers even rivaled Spartans in fighting skill.

At it's greatest extent, their territory was 2,300,000 sq.mi. Stretching throughout most of Europe, as well as Northern Africa, and conquered much of western Asia.

Collapsed only because of lack of money to fund the enormous size of its almost undefeated Army.

Should NOT be confused with The Holy Roman Empire.

The Roman Empire's influence upon the law, culture, technology, arts, religion, government,language, military, and architecture of civilizations that followed continues to this day.
Carthaginians: Carthage > Rome
Roman Empire: Orly?
Carthaginians: Yarly
Roman Empire: *Sacks Carthage*
Roman Empire(Scipio): No wai
by romans January 2, 2009
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dirty roman

A dirty roman is when two gay dudes get naked and face each other with bonners, they then proceed to have a sword fight until one can no longer maintain an erection.
dude, my junk still hurts from that dirty roman sword fight we had last night
by RickVicious January 6, 2014
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Roman Dirge

One of the great comic book writers of today. Best known for Lenore. One of Slave Labor's finest.
by Boochies August 27, 2003
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roman helmet

The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.
by Harvey Wallbanger May 7, 2005
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Roman Motorboat

The act of vomiting onto a woman's or a rather gynecomastic gentleman's chest whilst imitating the sound of a motorboat by blowing air through closed lips.
Icculus, after a rather sumptuous feast, gave Septiva a hearty roman motorboat betwixt her lovely cassava melons.
by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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roman soldier

When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's helmet.
Last night I was going to give Julie a Tea Bag but instead decided to switch it up a bit and give her a Roman Soldier instead.
by Jason K March 27, 2003
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roman shower

similar to golden shower, only involving vomit instead
Howard Stern puked when Jeff received his roman shower on the air.
by FunkMasterFlex July 18, 2003
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