Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.

Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

Romanian Bong Rip

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and you inhale it.

I’m gonna Romanian Bong Rip you

by Don Tennant Smith July 19, 2023

romanian rotisserie

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis

Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!

by theDestryctor February 26, 2024

Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022

Romanian Twissle Wizzle

A fellatio act that has been perfected over centuries in Romania. Its an adaptation of several different techniques, in which the male is in a seated position and the female gymnastically arcs the lower part of her body with her ass more specifically bumhole pointing into the males face.

The techniques include:

A chinese burn hand job working the shaft,

a sprial-like oral mopoofsof her mouth on the tip and mid shaft of the penis.

And the most important aspect during the course of this act she intermittently lefts of poofs of he ass gasses, untill the male climaxes at which point she proceeds to cover his face in chocolate thunder.

That chick gave me the romanian twissle wizzle last-night and besides the clean up, it was worth it

by Bob Johnson 69420 February 26, 2022