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Romanian

A human with special ability to rob of your items at the speed of light.
Person 1: I dropped my wallet, hold on, wait where the fuck did it go?

Person 2: We are in Romania, a Romanian took it

Person 1: That fast? I didn't even see anyone what the fuck
by I hate pee March 17, 2023
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Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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Romanian cannon

A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.
Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
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romanian rotisserie

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis
Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!
by theDestryctor February 26, 2024
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