Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!
by bowizzle69 September 6, 2008
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Guy #1: I don't think you should be hooking up with girls with the state your wang is in...
Guy #2: It's okay. They like it. It's ribbed for her pleasure.
Guy #2: It's okay. They like it. It's ribbed for her pleasure.
by The Commisioner. April 11, 2010
Get the ribbed for her pleasure mug.Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.
“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"
by banned85 January 21, 2011
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by Secretmarmot009 December 10, 2019
Get the Robbert mug.when somebody is infatuated with stealing pots and pans, or eating lots of coconuts. taken from the name of real life crabs that reside in the atlantic.
by Rob Martin July 20, 2008
Get the robber crab mug.A young woman with a lust for older men. AKA the other side of "cradle snatcher" and a reference to Rascal scooters.
by GloryGe September 18, 2009
Get the Rascal Robber mug.The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.
by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013
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