read the palm

Marc Mandrake slang definition: talk to the hand.

Amanda: ur a loser!!!
Marc: ya know what... read the palm!

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

Reading Manga

its like reading hentai but no sex

Friend: So I heard that Mike is Reading Manga, I wonder which one though

Me: So not hentai? Normie

by FortuN8 December 30, 2017

reading boy

He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.

He was very nerdy and I suspected that he was a Reading boy.

by damnthatreadingboy December 8, 2015

i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

Reader

The person who is reading this definition

Hello reader!

by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004