Also known as Diet Onision, Social Repose is a vlogger, "musician", and scumbag who has taken up the past time of making "music" videos that appeal to his core audience of 12 year old scene girls. His hobbies include dressing up like a bird, not brushing his teeth, and fucking everyone in sight in a desperate attempt to prove that he isn't gay.
He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
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When you bring your reportcard (with many failing grades) to your parents (or your parents find out your grades somehow) Report Car-nage is the long talk about you (and how your life is going to be if you dont blah, blah blah...)
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.
Eric: "dude did your parents got angry last night about that F on geometry?"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"
by DrkBlack January 23, 2009
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Example 1:
User: My friend is a pain in the butt.
Report Happy: You're going to get reported now. Profanity is against the rules.
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User: I don't like you.
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User: My friend is a pain in the butt.
Report Happy: You're going to get reported now. Profanity is against the rules.
Example 2:
User: I don't like you.
Report Happy: Reported for harassment!
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The ability to report an event before it has occurred via live worldwide broadcast or through newsprint. Prereporting also involves contradictory evidence contained within the story that is being reported.
The ability to report an event before it has occurred via live worldwide broadcast or through newsprint. Prereporting also involves contradictory evidence contained within the story that is being reported.
BBC on 9-11-01 engaged in pre-reporting with a newscast that World Trade Center 7 (a.k.a. the Salomon builing) had fallen while the building was still standing, and visible over the newscaster's shoulder.
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"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
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