Remsen

Generally a shithole located 35 miles north of Utica in upstate New York. Nothing ever good happens here. There is only 500 people and half are retarded or incest. There are many backroads and parts of remsen you wouldnt be caught dead walking alone for example spall road. Why? a man with a fucking dildo for a leg with most likely hurt you. Oh yeah and that fucking creepy hitchhiker that noone ever picks up. And again there are a few good houses here and there on main street,far away from main, and on the lakes here and in the generally "safe areas" but other then that its trailer trash heaven. If you like to farm, chew, wear the same shirt everyday, or fuck your mom, Remsen is perfect for you! The only time remsen is semi normal is when all the utica fucks come up for barnfest! how lovely! A remsen kid usually spends their time on the weekends by getting completly wasted in the woods or at house partys with the entire senior class and a few juniors and college students. We also have to combine our partys with adirondack and holland patent students just to make it look like we have friends. The Remsen kids also drive roughly 35 miles just to get to the nearest grocery, movie theatre, or mall. The only thing we have is the Soda Fountain which is a 50s themed resturant where one could buy a 10 dollar hamburger! how ironic that noone in remsen can afford it! Crime here is about 90 percent but we also never get caught. The most unpopular person is our school principal. Remsen is a class D school and all our sports suck. The girls soccer team is better than the guys which is terribly sad. We have a few gods in track who go on the state qualifiers, and states, but that only happens once every 3 years. The staff at remsen is a joke none of the teachers have an education, so there for they cant pass the knowledge they don't have down to the students so therefore we are all dumb. The gym teachers are a joke they love 15 year old pussy and they are not afraid to show it! But anyway if your on route 12, and see the remsen sign (I dont think there is a sign) never turn right keep going straight visit old forge or something! NEVER GO HERE

KID-hey mom do you want to go to remsen today?

MOM- no son, last time we went there we hit a cow with our car and ruined it.

KID-thats to bad I like looking at those freaks.

by remsen kid January 31, 2009

reasonable force

Police slang for "being as fucking violent as you like".

Police denied that the death in custody was a result of police brutality, saying they restrained the suspect using reasonable force.

by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

rumson

a town in New Jersey where only the really rich and the white live. people there enjoy doing drugs and flaunting their wealth. everybody is stuck up and snobbish.

teacher: "where are you from"
student: "rumson"
teacher: "oh you must be really rich and annoying then"

by rumsonite November 22, 2009

rumson fair haven regional high school

Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!

Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol

by wherethefismyfriendmary December 22, 2010

Resonance Cascade

When you go to pull a paper towel off one of those rolls, get the force wrong, and the wieght of the last one makes them all fall off.

<Plate in one hand, reaching for a paper towel>
"Shit, A resonance cascade!"

by Doc_Brown February 23, 2010

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009