leilas religion

leilas religion is communism of dumbassery. we serve the holy trinity, pepe kermit and shrek. we hate sec ones and dumb people shall be named zajeb. caps and autocorrect are excommunicated. thats the only sin of leilaests

leilas religion is better than keke’s religion and martins cult

by iambigbrainbitch October 21, 2019

Religiotard

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.

( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religiotards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.

by andysnare February 17, 2009

Religious ignorance

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

by IkeM October 10, 2003

recognize

to acknowledge

You betta recognize that im the fiercest mothafucka around!

by Nose April 9, 2003

religify

verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.

How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.

by beer snob August 22, 2006

Religicile

Religious Imbecile; A person that believes in god and religion. Believing in god and religion makes you an imbecile hence the word religicile.

1) That religicile thinks the world is 6000 years old.

2) That religicile is against birth control.

3) That religicile is indoctrinating children.

4) Those religiciles are fighting over imaginary friends.

5) That religicile believes in god.

by bagel_19 September 12, 2010

religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)

what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself

by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017