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Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014
mugGet the Christmas Rapistmug.

Trendy Rapist

Someone who drives a, preferably white, Scion XB with tinted windows.
That old guy outside of McDonalds in that Scion XB using the free Wi-Fi just tried to give that little kid candy. I'm pretty sure he's a trendy rapist.
by The Hafrican November 1, 2010
mugGet the Trendy Rapistmug.

Non-rapist

Someone who understands the meaning of consent with regards to sex
Mate - why didn't you fuck her? She looked like she was gagging for it.
Because she said she didn't want to and I am a non-rapist
by dangerBoyAu November 27, 2011
mugGet the Non-rapistmug.

hand rapist

A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.

A wanker.
Does Steve have a girlfriend?

Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.
by Greenery June 17, 2008
mugGet the hand rapistmug.

word rapist

that guy is such a word rapist; he always has a comeback for everything
by tribefan258 July 26, 2009
mugGet the word rapistmug.

animal rapist

Someone who likes to gently massage an animals rectum area, Sometimes the animal will get very hostile and will likely bite your cock off
This animal rapist just got his cock bit off
mugGet the animal rapistmug.

Rapist Deep

The deepness of voice characterized by only being attainable by rapists (and Eggz)
"Man Eggz, you're voice is RAPIST DEEP nigga"
by shane johnkon December 2, 2007
mugGet the Rapist Deepmug.

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