someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

That old guy outside of McDonalds in that Scion XB using the free Wi-Fi just tried to give that little kid candy. I'm pretty sure he's a trendy rapist.
by The Hafrican November 1, 2010

Mate - why didn't you fuck her? She looked like she was gagging for it.
Because she said she didn't want to and I am a non-rapist
Because she said she didn't want to and I am a non-rapist
by dangerBoyAu November 27, 2011

by Greenery June 17, 2008

by tribefan258 July 26, 2009

Someone who likes to gently massage an animals rectum area, Sometimes the animal will get very hostile and will likely bite your cock off
by Momma Loves Big Black Nipples August 4, 2016

by shane johnkon December 2, 2007
