Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011

stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.

"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."

by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

Rugged Pearl

A large, engorged clit of an old bull dyke.

Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.

Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.

I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.

by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023

Rugged Liner

A sexual move where the Male places sandpaper inside out around the shaft of his dick as he proceeds to fuck his partner.

Man I really went to town on Tracey last night, I gave her the Rugged Liner she still cant walk straight.

by Hoppy72410 May 25, 2020

Rug Button

The female sex organ. Also known as the Clitoris. Referred to as a rug button due to it's anatomical alignment with the rug (I.E. Bush, Pubes, Tang danglers, etc). Often referred to as the "Clit."

That chick has a huge Rug Button.
I could barely find her Rug Button because of her massive Rug.

by dcb1984 July 14, 2010

Cooter Rug

Women's pubic hair. Unshaved Vagina.

That girl needs to trim that cooter rug!

by Pamela Katooter January 22, 2007