reetz

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.

1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.

by White Silk July 23, 2008

reetwole

The condition in which one has three testicles, which is also an anatomical dysfunction for those of you who thought otherwise.

Heart attack? I have reetwole! Yes I have three testicles bitch! Reewole.

by Walter Elias Disney September 22, 2006

reeton

A fool, idiot. Some one who does something stupid

You fucking reeton, what you do that for?

by SpikeyDude February 6, 2005

Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.

by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010

Reetii

a word to describe a retarded person or a retarded event that had occurred.

"Joey! You reetii! You spilled my drink all over Frank!"

by Monkeypie November 30, 2006

Reets

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

Reetwika

A girl full of fashion and drama..Can make you go nuts due to her talkative nature elsewhere go awww on her cuteness at the same time too..Always ready to disturb her brothers (who are very kind to her) A girl with high enthusiasm and life! KIND OF SPECIES found on TikTok nd recently on Insta Reels!😂💕

Guy 1 : Ohh! This Girl. Is there an instance when she stops talking
Guy 2 : So , You mean She is a Reetwika

by Mentioning is not imp. Ryt? November 24, 2021