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tree rapist

A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011
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friend rapist

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.
Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.
by Embem April 11, 2008
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sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate
"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."
by Batrastard August 21, 2003
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serial rapist

someone who enjoys humping Kellog's products.
What's this white stuff on the Corn Flakes?
Oh, no! Steve the serial rapist must have gotten to it again!
by jojo20 April 17, 2005
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date rapist

a person who takes total advantage of a women - when she's intoxicated - pretending to be their friend - more like a fiend -
if you work in a bar restaurant and you really dont know your fellow employees - you should'nt drink - if you cant handle your booze - perfect opputunity for the boss to lay some pipe. Joe is a pin dick date rapist
by Michael Stanley November 9, 2007
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Hill Rapist

A rapist that dwells on the top of tall hills.
Hell no, I ain't going up that hill. Bet there's a hill rapist up there.
by Hillrapist.com November 2, 2015
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Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape
"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"
by Mr.LaughTrack May 14, 2016
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