Quimmas

A non-specific day in which there is heavy use of the word quim and increased promiscuity, often accompanied by the exclamaition 'merry quimmas'

Girl: Everybody's hitting on me today
Boy: That's because it's Quimmas!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yes...wanna shag?
Girl: Yes
Both: MERRY QUIMMAS!

by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

Quimbied

To be quimbied, is to be robbed by a so called friend.

friend one- true story, one of my friends stole my ipod.
friend two- wow, you've just been quimbied.

by y3llow stiletto September 23, 2009

quim head

Some one with a head that looks like a quim due to a stupid off axis quiff

Rev Ross Beeby, Ace Ventura - both reputable quim heads

by booblybits November 22, 2011

Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012

Quiffle

A British word for sneeze

" I got me a case of the quiffles"

by Holly4444 September 14, 2015

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

quimpcy

Being silly about something serious. Using the letters from scrabble dice we discovered this word

Don't be quimpcy at a funeral.

by scrabble_awesome August 23, 2016