quiffing

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow

the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour

by obvsval February 21, 2023

Chupa me la queffqua

When a girl queffs and tells you to still eat her out

Lily: Hi Aaron
Aaron: Hey Lily

Lily: are we going to do it tonight
Aaron: hell yeah
Then it becomes night time
Aaron: Lily let me eat your beautiful pussy
Lily: first let me queffqua
Aaron: hell no I'm not going to eat your pussy after you queff
Lily: please chupa me la queffqua

by I'm going to rape you August 8, 2015

queff

A bare ass fart on wood

Joey laughed to himself when he queffed on his grandfathers work bench.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003

Quafle

Something that is very sexual or nasty.

Everyone quafled on Haley last night.

by RegularFridayNightCrew March 19, 2009

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Quaf

a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack

Craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009