The “hmm” pyramid

When you sneak up on someone, and goose them with your finger into their butt, and say to them “hmmm hmmm hmm”!

I had a dream you snuck up and goosed me! All the while, you were kept muttering “hmm hmm hmm”! It is a real enigma, like the great pyramids. It made me think, he got me the “hmm” pyramid.

by NeverSharted95 February 23, 2023

the red pyramid

A sex position. While doing the "eiffel tower" in reverse when the girl is on her period

I heard Carl did the red pyramid on sophia when the left the party last night

by Apollo420 November 18, 2023

The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam January 5, 2023

Golden pyramid

Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man

Tom and Jerry had a golden pyramid with Janet last night! How lucky!!!

by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021

Pyramid

An conceptional metaphor for something that triggers no self defense mechanism in a person, also called a pyramid, metaphorically meaning u have built a psychological "pyramid", something infallible and physically able to withstand nearly any blow

Rob: Ur fat
Kaylie: ...I'm actually anorexic (pyramid that was built)

by pyramidsinmybio August 1, 2023

Inverted Pyramid

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.

Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Pyramid Nips

When it’s so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.

It’s so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019