putusia

When your cat between your toes

Jeff: Last night my pussy pulled a putusia

Mary: jeff nobody gives a shit

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH bateries December 9, 2022

Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putupinner

The act of inserting something inside a vaginal cavity of any female mammal.

I’m about to take my dick and putupinner.

by Nakedtagz June 13, 2023

Putupinner

The act of inserting something inside a vaginal cavity of any female mammal.

I’m about to take my dick and putupinner.

by Nakedtagz June 13, 2023

putzeria

Prized possession

Had a baby sister miracle she was born so she’s mom putzeria

by Putzeria March 10, 2024