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Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.
Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?
by OpheliMike August 25, 2023
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You're putting ranch on it

You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.
Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.
by Sassygirl143 September 14, 2017
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Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.
If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.
by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018
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putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.
At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.
by Demron September 18, 2008
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putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.
I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.
by AngryDog December 18, 2008
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While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012
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putting green

A women's pubic mound that has been well trimmed and maintained
Man-- I would love to lay up to her putting green
by beve January 28, 2018
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