4 definitions by beve

snip the beak

when a jealous woman cuts the tip off a mans condom before using

damn it !!-- the bitch is pregnant---Friend---- man I thought you guys broke up---- we DID she must have --- snip the beak !!!

by beve January 31, 2018

snipped the beak

When a women cuts the reservoir tip off a man condom with the intent to trap him with a baby

Hey-- I heard you got that Chick pregnant- ?? I thought you were breaking up--- she Must have Snipped the Beak,,

by beve January 29, 2018

textploitation

TV shows etc, normally targetted at teenagers, persistently demanding viewers to send text messages from their mobile phone (cellphone), either to win prizes or simply cast a vote (for their favourite contestant, for example).
Some TV programmes seem to exist for this sole purpose, with a flimsy game show format as the pretext for the programme, which is really quite incidental to the persistent demand to text the show. Texts are normally charged at "£1, plus your standard network rate."

"I'm not spending any more money voting on Big Brother - it's just textploitation."

by beve August 17, 2006

putting green

A women's pubic mound that has been well trimmed and maintained

Man-- I would love to lay up to her putting green

by beve January 27, 2018