Purell

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.

by Annoonn October 14, 2008

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006

Porcelain BoyScout

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.

I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

by badassmckickass October 1, 2010

Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

hittin' porcelain

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

by BoLiverwurst March 26, 2008

stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by JT October 4, 2004

porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011