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prostate broom

A plant that grows on the ground but idiots call it prostate not prostrate.
Has anyone seen the new prostate brooms at the garden center today?
by plant master tom January 16, 2010
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prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.
Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer
by cnuts16 February 16, 2004
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prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.
I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!
by TZ January 7, 2005
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Frostbite

When a child is addicted to Disney's Frozen. Sometimes resulting in the demasculinized acts of little boys. If you are a parent experiencing a son with frostbite, you should buy him a toy motorcycle and took set as soon as possible!
Is that a boy wearing a dress?
He must have frostbite!
by Ankleknee July 28, 2016
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prostitexter

A guy that texts more than two girls at a time
"that guy from math class texted me.."

"OMG he texted me too"
"that prostitexter"
by ayyyylilsip January 23, 2017
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Prostate princess

by Pussyqueeeeeeeen May 25, 2022
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prostate plunger

I totally gave my boyfriend prostate plunger.
by Christina O October 8, 2005
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