Premises

A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.

by ESA_11 September 21, 2016

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Promise

A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.

You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.

Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.

Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.

Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.

by Promise123 November 21, 2010

Promise Rong

Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.

Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.

(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!

by Banana Face McJiggins April 21, 2009

junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

by b s d December 15, 2008

Puerto Rican Promise

A lie.

Rivera puerto rican promise'd black well he would buy her a 6 pack. Instead, he key'ed her car.

by cognitive July 14, 2011

Middle-Finger Promise

Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."

Bro 1: Is this shit legit?!

Bro 2: I middle-finger promise!

A bond then can never be broken.

by JaRoy October 19, 2011