poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

by PFeet June 6, 2010

Proctorhexis

(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"

If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you

Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!

by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 5, 2011

Prof

To make a photo ones profile picture.

"You look awesome in that picture, you should prof that."

by goggyfoggles March 11, 2012

poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

by marlboroman May 3, 2005

prof

The embodiment of awesome, sexy, fun people or their attributes. Short for "professional."

"Look at her hair - it's so prof!"

by powerlines September 13, 2010

proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

by kevowen July 16, 2008

proctalgia

medical way of saying PITA.

pretty self explanatory.

by incognito February 20, 2005