You've Probably Done This...

When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked, for her roommates to see when they come back home.

The next morning after waking up naked on her couch, you call your buddy to tell him what happened and you start the story with "You've Probably Done This..."

by Scott Meadow June 13, 2006

Preben

Norwegian slang for massively huge cock, as well as an ordinary name.

man I wish I had a Preben
Oh man I could really take a Preben up my chuff about now.

by failedabortion July 3, 2016

phobe

A person who is scared of many things, if not all things. An example would be a homophobic technophobic pussy, who is scared of the homos, and doesn't know how to use FTP.

Don't worry about Ben, he's just a phobe. He can stay here while we go out and indulge in some mildly risky recreational activities.

by Oxford-Cambridge-Miriam-Webster May 30, 2006

most probably

Phrase used in any declaration, pronouncement, or promise that gives the appearance of being legitimate, but in reality is a complete bailout

Ruby: "Wow, that felt so natural, were you even using protection?."
Faz: (Panicing) "Uhmmmm... most probably I was wearing a condom"

*Three Months Later* Faz has STDs and Ruby is pregnant

by MarySun January 3, 2011

probablEE

Probably, pronounced as "pro ba blEE. Pronounced as proablEE the word means the matter has been settled. The word summarizes a discussion about a likely event and denotes acceptance of the near certainty of the matter by the speaker. Use of the word means the speaker has fully conceded the point, and wishes to end the conversation. It is usually a one-word sentence.

Although the accent is on he final syllable, it is pronounced with a fatalistic tone.

Dillon: Yikes! That traffic camera caught me going through a red light.

Travis: Yeah, I saw the light flash. You're going to get a ticket for sure.

Dillon: ProbablEE.

Sam: Levi, you're totally gonna be a dad. Bristol doesn't believe in abortion and she's preggers.

Levi: ProbablEE.

by Medford Man May 10, 2009

probable cosby

Evidence of guilt based on sheer number of accusations

There was no forensic evidence, and no eyewitness, but the judge found Probable Cosby because there were so many people who were willing to testify against him; There was no direct evidence, but there was Probable Cosby

by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014

PhobeoPhobe

A phobophobe is a person who is afraid of having a phobia. They have absolutely no clue this is a phobia, and if you tell them they will experience nausea, nosebleeds, dislocations, massive aneurisms, seizures, immediate dyslexia, blindness, deafness, broken bones, fractured ribs, carpel tunnel syndrome, alzheimer's, bubonic plague, teeth grinding, every sweating disorder, depression, anxiety, self-consciousness, and 1023.33 more things

Look at how she's doing everything. I think she's a phobeophobe.

by Command C Command V January 23, 2020