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march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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frosty penguin

Just when your about to skeet in the woman, you donkey punch her so she passes out then you proceed to jiz in between her legs. Next morning when she wakes up from her unconcious state her legs are stuck together and she will waddle like a little penguin, hence the name frosty penguin.
This bitch was making fun of the way I walk so I gave her a frosty penguin.
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Penguin Magic

An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.
Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.
by FuckPenguinmagic! August 23, 2007
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retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.
Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks
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penguin dick

A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."
"penguin dick.. the worst!! "

"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
by Whatshername. January 14, 2010
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penguin lookin motherfucker

1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).

2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?

2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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Penguin

A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!
by Kelly November 5, 2004
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