the predator

while partner is in bathroom preparing for sex, you shit all over bed and roll in it until you are completely covered (what Arnold does to camouflage himself from the predator). As your partner comes you yell "I'm here do, do it i am here"

Dude, Last night I totally gave wendy the predator.

by **** General June 15, 2009

Predatory Math

When math educators or publishers turn things around, from being a prey to a predator, by outwitting their competitors, because they know what they have to do to be better than them.

To stand out from the crowd, Jeff embraces the predatory math mindset to outsmart the competition, which were left licking their wounds.

by MathPlus March 7, 2021

Predator

Name given to women with attractive figures, but horribly unattractive faces. An advanced form of butter face.

"I thought her ass was totally on the burger, but she turned around and it was all wananaaa, total predator."

by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

Child Predator

A gay rapist who touches kids

That child was touched by a Child Predator

by Alex5455 September 17, 2018

Predator

Yell at them from your own lawn. Because that is a good idea.

Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."

Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."

Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."

Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."

Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."

Iam ".........."

Hym "No response?"

Iam "I'm trying to think..."

Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."

Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."

Hym "I think our fans would disagree."

Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"

Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."

Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."

Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."

Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

predatory gay

The winning-est type of gay there is. One who turns seemingly straight individuals gay or bi-sexual by pursuing them fiercely.

Sheena is such a predatory gay, she finally turned Susan after 3 years.

by KittyCohort May 10, 2011

predator

Someone that somehow predates someone or something else.

The work of Minkowski was published before that of Einstein -- so Minkowski is his predator.

by rorrzo January 15, 2018