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porchslam

When your friend (usually of Italian heritage) has impromptu sex on a porch. A bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having sex on the furniture, railings, or the ground.
Holy crap, that Italian girl totally took me up on a porchslam last night. Score, dude!
by Dr. Definitionz November 14, 2010
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Porcupoo

When you take a dump that is so thorough and detoxifying that the hairs on your arms and legs stand up.
I just had a total Porcupoo. It was awesome. Here, look at my arms- the hair is still standing up.
by scrotti mcfly November 29, 2011
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Porcupine

A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.
"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."

"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."
by Anarchist June 17, 2017
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Porcupining

Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.
Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night

John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy
by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018
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Porcupepper

A new vegetable is discovered. It's like a bell pepper, but with points all over it. Like a dragonfruit. Scientists name it a porcupepper. Red hot like a pepper, with the sweetness of a porcupine.
Napoleon’s llama, Tina, cried for 15 minutes after munching down on that porcupepper.
by IrvingJessica February 11, 2020
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Porcosbabymama

Hot girl probably outa my league🚶 ♂️
I love porcosbabymama
I wanna get to know her
Seems like a nice person
She never misses
by Asumasbf February 22, 2021
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Percus

When a poo is hanging out of your bottom
Bronwen: What's a word that rhymes with circus?
Hannah: Percus
by c76mb March 3, 2022
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