poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

poostash

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David

"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

pansexual poptart

The most amazing and ultimate comeback u can ever say to someone. The most elegant way of calling someone beneath you, annoying, or stupid overall.

sophia- “your stupid”
me- shut up u pansexual poptart”

by austin comire July 25, 2019

Mississippi PopTart

Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.

by Alex Ant June 1, 2009

Poptarts

A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.

Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!

by Bobert the Balloon September 21, 2011

poptastic

The best of pop music.

Girls Aloud's album is totally poptastic!

by Poptasticuk/Jessica June 27, 2003

the postal service

The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.

Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.

by Nateeeeeoooo September 27, 2005