A bottle of liquor in which you take with you to typically to events in which they usually dont sell liquor or in which the establishment may sell liquor but it's over priced.
Example 1.
Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.
Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.
Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.
Example 2.
Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?
Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.
Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.
Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.
Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.
Example 2.
Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?
Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.
by Preston Walters September 21, 2009
Get the Pocket Bottle mug.A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.
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Doing something incredibly retarded
by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021
Get the Pocket Moment mug.Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021
Get the Pocket Poodles mug.After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.
He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008
Get the drunk poke mug.A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.
Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
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