Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

by Straphe November 19, 2016

Gene Puddle

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.

You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.

by David November 8, 2003

Ear Peddler

Ear Peddler is another word for oral sex, or sitting on somebodies face.

She's a serious ear peddler she sat on my face for at least 10 minutes!

by DanLeto August 3, 2010

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

podder

podder means cups, cups are things you put water in

podder means cups, ass

by Fred Dike May 11, 2006

poodle fucker

Madonna

pop star madonna fucks a poodle in her book SEX

She also has posed erotically with poodles on several other occassions.

Madonna is a poodle fucker.

by antiskank December 7, 2003

Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.

Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!

by Tecniq April 27, 2008