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masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
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Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict
by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009
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I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
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Pranking and wanking

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking
by Superjordz August 20, 2007
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pranking

Is the act of someone ringing your mobile once quickly with caller ID with no intention of you picking it up, so that you will call them back. Generally becuase they are a cheap ass.

It originated from people with little credit on their mobile when they needed to make an important call, now it is misused for unimportant calls and many people wont return the pranking even from friends. It is frowned upon to do so and people who do it often generally end up with little respect.
John: "My girlfriend has been pranking me all night"
Tony: "Dude she is doing that to you way too often"
John: "no shit"
Tony: "what a cheap ass gold digger"
by Trez_City December 14, 2006
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Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter
Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!
by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010
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plunking

teqnique for curly hair. place a towel or shirt on a low flat surface(bed chair toliet seat cover) place wet hair that has product in it and slowly lower hair onto cloth with top of head resting on the hair. pull end of shirt to back of neck and then twist the sides and tie in the back. (kind like wearing a turban) leave on head for atleast 15 minutes. the blow dry with with diffuser attachment
audrina had beautiful curls today i heard shes plunking her hair now.
by jaslenesmama June 3, 2009
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