Sex Pistols

band definded punk.

punk was invented my Iggy and the Stooges you stupid cunts, not the ramones

Ever got the feeling you've been cheated

by Deranged November 23, 2003

pistol pete

a person from southern new england,know in Ct an MA for being cool

Dude pistol pete is wicked awesome

by urbanmixup January 28, 2005

pistol whip

The act of striking another person with the butt of a handgun.

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before masturbating, which ultimately led to my shooting him in the eye with semen. The old pirate's eye, as they say.

by Pistolero Numero Dos November 11, 2009

pistol-whipped

The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.

by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009

Sex Pistols

The greatest sellouts in the history of music, a 'band' made up of four of the least talented people ever to make music, they were manufactured simply to promote manager Malcolm McLaren's shop. Had some guy called Sid Viscous on bass, who despite being loved by idiots everywhere, was actually unplugged when the band played live because he was so poor on his instrument.

Go listen to the Clash instead.

by ChrisOiBoy! August 22, 2005

ratchet pistol

The tool used during a woman’s Pap smear, and the most uncomfortable device in the world.

I had to get a Pap smear today, and the ratchet pistol was cold as hell.

by every good name is taken March 1, 2018

giz pistol

a derogitory term used to describe someone who is displaying acts of douchery. ; another name for a penis.

Dirk - "Did you see steve acting like he was king shit at pool last night?"

Thad - "Yeah, he scratched on the 8 ball and made a real giz pistol of himself."

by Sammy the heckler April 21, 2007