Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.

"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."

by Keynon June 6, 2005

pintsmanship

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.

Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.

by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.

"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."

by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010

Pants Jump

The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.

"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"

by pantsjump March 30, 2010

joy-pantsing

to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.

"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"

by biped666 October 9, 2008

Chubb pants

A person who has large pants. Or a word made from chubby chaser.

You are such a chubb pants Chounaird*o!

by Maseman April 15, 2009

War Pants

A type of britches that all little warriors don before going into battle.

I hope you put your war pants on today, that new boss is a nugdug.

by Dr. T. Willie True April 20, 2009