the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore March 16, 2012
Get the painting porcelain mug.Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
by shawnesty June 29, 2012
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Basically all it means is that your face is ON POINT!!!!
Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes
Basically all it means is that your face is ON POINT!!!!
Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes
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If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.
If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.
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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"
Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".
Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".
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Get the Paint The Hedgehog mug."Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"
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Get the pint of cooking mug.Bobby: Man i was so trashed last night
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
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