phat dump

Slang term for a large defecation, usually a extinction level event. Clean up after this event usually involves incineration of all personal belongings, and change of identity.

Ryan:"I'm going to take a phat dump"
Everyone on earth: "prepares for apocalypse"

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

Phat Pat

Phat Pat is that guy that everyone knows and loves. The Phat Pat is just an all around super cool guy. You need the new copy of that heavy metal cd? Phat Pat knows how to get it. He is crazy, awesomely hillarious. You never know what Phat Pat is going to sat. There just isn't a bad thing you can say about Phat Pat. If you do have something bad to say about him, you are a fucktard. No one is more loveable then the Phat Pat.

"DUDE! This music is awesome! You got it from Phat Pat didn't you?"

"That guy is so funny. He must be a Phat Pat."

by YOUdontKNOWwhoIbe May 28, 2009

phat nut

When you bust a nut that is larger and whiter than normal, typically because of a very attractive female.

Dude, she was thicc as hell and made me bust a phat nut.

by Fatasianboi March 6, 2018

phat up

Having a butt that is not proportional to the rest of your body or having a large badonkadonk.

Erica is so phat up in those jeans.

by Howie Mr. I Real January 13, 2009

phat monkey

A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.

"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"

by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008

phat dipping

opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed

'aww man! i love phat dipping in the lake near me!'

by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009

Phat Daddy

A man of great wealth and extreme sexiness that a woman claims as her own. Calling someone your Phat Daddy means they are your main hoe, and you are in a relationship.

Yeah, he's my Phat Daddy

by Youngphatdaddy June 15, 2016