pharaoh boat

the process of wiping ones vagina in a sweeping motion starting from above your head in a downward arch, without bending your elbow.

my arm was in a cast so i had to pull a pharaoh boat.

juli was so drunk she pharaoh boated herself in front of the whole party.

by jackin kevackie November 2, 2008

Phatassobia

A fear of large ghetto booties.

Jannette's butt is so large and full, it frightens me. I think i have phatassobia.

by chubbs344 October 17, 2011

Phatassium

An element you inject into an ass to make it phatter.

Damn she so flat she need some phatassium.

Yo girl lookin slim get her some phatassium.

by sumwhorenatour August 19, 2016

Phalanx

phalanx is a beautiful girl who always makes people happy. she is naturally sexy and is super cute. her personality is amazing and so is her smile. a sunshine that is always going to brighten you day. there is something truly special about this girl, and that is in the way she soldiers on. she's been through a lot of shit but still manages to make it by, with the sole intent of making the people around her happy. she has a 100% success rate in that department, as well as a 100% success rate of making you laugh. this beautiful, adorable and kind girl is also hilarious and can make you laugh as she pleases. her intelligence spans from history, witchcraft, computer stuffs, science and anime. this moe weeb is loud and proud about her anime, at least when it's on topic. she is very respectful and will always wait her turn, and make sure everybody gets to say what they want to say before moving on. this girl will make you feel right at home within the first couple minutes of talking to her. she may be shy and doubt herself at times, but once she's out of her shell she is an outgoing, fun, caring and nice person. she's got it all, from her stunning appearance to her warm and fun personality, she's what they call perfect. beautiful, kind, and smart, she is a keeper.

"hey, is your girl a karen or a phalanx?"

by heymay April 23, 2019

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

Phara

an ass worth licking

I would eat bacon from your ass Phara

by neightnow February 5, 2010

Pharaoh’s Curse

Level five sex move: Requires written consent. The pharaoh’s curse consists of bringing a female to your place of dwelling, and before engaging in sexual intercourse pouring a bag of fine sand all over your partners body and genitalia. before continuing on to have intercourse

My girlfriend cheated on me and said she would make it up to me, so I gave her the pharaoh’s curse.

by Sandman747 August 12, 2023