pettingzoo

a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles

"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"

by mercluke January 8, 2009

posting

A sexual act with the women 'posting' on top of her man.

The man is flat on his back and the women straddles him and rides him up and down, up and down... Preferably facing forward, the women is riding / posting him.

by FCG January 19, 2008

POSTING

Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.

"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"

by TPOSTS March 3, 2010

posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.

I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

boomer posting

When an internet user makes a political post with his caps lock left on. Usually regarding support for Israel, dog breeds, Reaganomics, or distain for millennials or ethnic minorities.

"i VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES. bUT THEN I REALIZED HE'S GOING TO DEPORT MY ILLEGALS SO NOW I DON'T SUPPORT HIM."

"Peek boomer posting"

by AllenRhodes July 25, 2018

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011