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Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Perfect

Kim Yo Han! That man is perfect don’t even say he isn’t. Kim Yo Han looks amazing as Cha Heon
Perfect means Kim Yo Han PERIODT
by 🍒~Choi Min Chim~🍒 January 10, 2021
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perfect clear

In tetris, a perfect clear is, just as the name says, when a player clears all the blocks on the board witout leaving any behind.
"what is the best counter to 4 wide?"
"i guess perfect clear"
by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021
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impatient perfectionist

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.
Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.
by bigfootshands January 2, 2014
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pixel perfect

Adj.
Being very precise of one's actions.

V.
Having accurate movement, mainly in retro games, to perform a very specific action
Ex.
It's easy to make mistakes, so it has to be pixel perfect.

Bro, you need to be pixel perfect, or you aren't going to make that jump.
by Onesy June 2, 2015
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The perfect run

An extremely difficult level in super mario galaxy 2.

You are given 1 hitpoint to clear a set of challenges, and there are no checkpoints. If you try this level you can expect to get very frustrated.

I would recommend having a friend to play as the orange luma to provide assistance which is how I beat it.
by Pineapple840 January 27, 2021
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Chelsea Peretti

The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.
by ccarriee April 11, 2021
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