Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019

Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019

pencil rain

When a girl cries on your dick.

Love that pencil rain, her tears feel so warm on my dick

by McSmithy April 17, 2017

Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

shit pencil

When you pull out during anal and she forgot to shit so you pull out a shit pencil

She gave me a shit pencil last night and I wrote slut on her cheeks

by resperent December 8, 2019

Penicular Pencil

The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 10, 2019

Pencil Whipper

Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.

“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper”

by Neon Dinosaur September 9, 2020