pencil rain 

When a girl cries on your dick.

Love that pencil rain, her tears feel so warm on my dick

pencil rain by McSmithy April 17, 2017

Pencil Child 

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

Pencil Child by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

pencil fuck 

1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil

2. when skinny people have sex

electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck

pencil fuck by barffbag November 16, 2018

Pencil Masturbation 

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

Pencil Masturbation by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019

Pencil Thief 

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

Pencil Thief by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019

Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.

"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...

Pencil Head Hair by 2278 March 25, 2019

Pencil without lead

A person without tits or an arse who is unattractive to the eye due to this feature.

Rosie is a pencil without lead

Pencil without lead by BigBoyConDog July 5, 2019