poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009

Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016

Peeing myself

For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.

i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself

by Mr.troopmom June 22, 2009

peeing in the pool

there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

I was peeing in the pool.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

PEAKING

the result of ingesting copious amounts of MDMA.Deffinately the more social of drugs , MDMA can make the most shy annoying people seem interesting.. ofcourse only to other people peaking.Effects include a sensation of "floating" , as though you weigh nothing and your legs seem to glide rather than stride.Thus being able to dance hours on end.Everyone talks to you and you talk to anyone about anything and somehow it all seems to be the most indepth conversation about cornflakes you have ever had and it is sure to change the rest of your life

Man THOSE YELLOW DOVES ARE FUCKING AWESOME IM PEAKING OFF MY HEAD MAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS DANCE *DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF*

by AIDAN March 5, 2005

peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

Chicken Pecking

Using one finger to type on a keyboard; lack of keyboarding skills.

Sam: I saw Joey Chicken Pecking yesterday.

Tiff: Wow, he must really suck at typing.

by Kubajo December 7, 2012