string of pearls

While fucking a girl the guy pulls out and skeets cum across the girls belly and towards her chin forming a stream of opalescent and translucent droplets of cum that appear to be pearls.

"Darling I love you so much that I'm going to give you a string of pearls."

(Dipping her finger into the cum and tasting it) "I never knew a string of pearls could ever taste so delicious."

by meshktenye November 25, 2010

Diving for pearls

When you're trying to recover the pill you just shelved

"Mark shelved a pill 5 minutes ago and now he's back in the toilet diving for pearls"

by dogballs69 October 31, 2014

ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

pearls

In agreement with, letting someone know that you are satisfied with their statement or answer.

I just lost 15 pounds! Pearls!

Tomorrow we are going to get margaritas with Brandon and Justin. Pearls!

by BJpalace December 11, 2010

Pearlster

Someone who expects everything to be funny.

Guy: "Apples were dead as soon as they were picked off a tree"
Pearlster: "I don't find you funny at all despite you were being serious"

by vanderplonk September 27, 2007

pearlsmayo

a great person that everyone likes

person 1: have you seen pearlsmayo?
person 2: yeah, they’re being a great person right this moment!

by man from wyoming June 30, 2021

Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.

Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!

by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011