Nerd Pay

A person who uses a pay app from their mobile phone to complete a purchase transaction.

Customer: "Excuse me, am I able to use Google Pay?"
Man next in line: "NERD PAY"

by TheRandomGamer76 February 24, 2020

pay chew

Telling someone to shut their ass in a strong offensive manner

The patois form of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Jene: You have no shame at all! Stop looking like a lost cause.
Me: "Pay Chew!" I don't need your feedback. Smh
Loal: BURNNNNN! rofl

by Kitten758 September 19, 2018

Rim Pai

A devious sexual act, usually performed after ingesting large doses of magic mushrooms and exposing buttholes. It involves fingers, cocks and tongues. Unfortunately it can only be experienced in the city of Pai. You must see for yourself…

During my gap year I went to Thailand and did a Rim Pai with some mates. OUTRAGEOUS FUN!

by smechelmonster December 19, 2021

pay premium

Means to pay at maximum offer point.

I'll pay premium for such a good deed!

by Pseudonym Anonymous February 9, 2014

PAY TWICE

Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.

Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"

by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010

Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011

pay-date

A variation of prostitution whereby the provider provides no sexual services, but instead provides companionship services, the nature of which mimic a conventional, non-sexual date.

I hired a prostitute to get me off. We went out to the opera and dinner, and she left. What the hell?! I just paid $500 for a pay-date!

by The Cerealist August 7, 2015