Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

by Nigropoop November 17, 2019

Patrick

Someone who won’t stop going on about how they’re Irish

Patrick: I’m Irish.
Everyone: No one cares.

by MC2T October 14, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is this weird ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age. He's Also pretty chill and a good musician.

Wth are you doing Patrick?

by FriskyWhisky August 10, 2017

Patrick

A silly Billy with a small willy

Stop being a Patrick

by Jinx lol November 16, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a hands down sexy beast and most of the time has a 7 to 8 inch cock. A Lot of the time is a amazing love mate and can fuck your brains out. Patrick can be an amazing guy to start and life/love life with. He trys to date people with the names Sara or shaelyn but thay dont want to admit that thay will fall for im.

Shaelyn did you see Patricks big cock last night

by PatrickIsNotGay March 22, 2019

Patrick

Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.

"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"

by trevisna corbmeyer November 18, 2011

Patrick

A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him

Trinity: god Patrick is texting me again

Hannah: ew he is hitting me up too

by Bythat one May 24, 2018