free parking

A girl who has a loose pussy because she gets banged by every guy. This girl is unbelieveably easy. Sleep with her if you want an std.

That Faith bitch is for sure free parking.

by lala1043 January 5, 2010

Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.

sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.

by Lovetrav April 12, 2011

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

by weaselpuss March 26, 2009

parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.

WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!

by YAWA January 26, 2020