Ashley Palmeri

A girl is who has a fine ass and big boobs. She's super hot and every guy wants to fuck her

Damn that girls a Ashley Palmeri. I wanna do her so bad

by TYHU July 26, 2011

misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Palmer

A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!

Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!

by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009

Chilly Palmer

When a man is having intercourse with a girl, he pulls out and blows his load into a handful of crushed ice and slaps a woman on the back.

My girlfriend called out her ex's name, so I grabbed a handful of ice and gave that bitch a Chilly Palmer

by Pussyhands Icechest December 31, 2008

Chilly Palmer

Placing your hand in an ice chest for 5 minutes before masturbating. You may also use a fridge, freezer, or Canada.

"Man, I felt the need to punish myself so I finished my day with a Chilly Palmer."

by Revolution1117 October 23, 2007

palmeranian sandwich

The sexual act of two dogs(palmeranians work best)licking each side of your testacles while you masturbate.

Dude i was watching my neighbors dogs yesterday and they gave me a palmeranian sandwich.

by spenstar July 8, 2007