Palestine

Verb.

To initiate a war, conflict, brawl, or any other fight, and then complain about the consequences that are entailed in losing said fight.
Named after the great people of Palestine, which initiated many wars and lost, and still complain about them.
"Bro, you are Palestining him all the time, don't complain the next time he beat your ass."
"Next time don't pull a Palestine on me, if you fuck around don't cry to momma"
by Rguy42 March 07, 2024
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Palestining

To squat on land while the owners are traveling, only to whine that its yours when they come back. Then when you lose, over and over trying to get it back, you tape and kill like the homeless animal you are.
....and when we got home, someone was sleeping in my bed! I threw him out so he slept in my nextdoor neighbors bed. When my next door neighbor threw him out he went across the street to that neighbors house! They tossed him.out too. The guy was really Palestining all over my neighborhood.
by This jew don't go quite. January 25, 2024
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Palestined

To play the victim; to disregard history and make up a version that will suit your political needs.
Bro that guy literally palestined me! He hit my car and told the police that he was there fist
by Phlyboiii June 04, 2024
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Palestine

"You look so similar to Palestine."
"What do you mean?"
"Strong!, and beautiful, and a thousand enemies want you."
by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023
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Palestiner

Someone who does mental gymnastics to dismiss reality & instead creates a narrative where they're the victim & everyone but themselves is to blame for their situation.
This Palestiner said she had no choice but to sleep with 3 of my friends and steal money from my wallet because I emotionally abused her by not responding to her texts when I was at work.
by Sadri January 25, 2024
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Palestined

"Palestined" (verb): The act of initiating a confrontation or dispute, only to lose the ensuing conflict and strategically framing the opposing side as the wrongdoers, thus portraying oneself as the victim.
After picking a needless argument, Tom Palestined the situation by playing the victim, portraying his opponent as the aggressor despite initiating the conflict.
by MohammadRaul December 27, 2023
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Palestined

(verb) - To engage in the deceptive manipulation of a situation wherein one feigns victimhood, casting oneself as the aggrieved party while simultaneously perpetrating aggression against the purported offender. This behavior involves distorting reality to deflecting accountability for one's own actions onto and undermining the credibility of the actual victim.
Despite being the instigator of the conflict, Tom adeptly Palestined by portraying himself as the victim of unfair treatment, effectively manipulating others into sympathizing with him while shifting the blame onto those he harmed.
by RevealingReality January 28, 2024
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