padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

paddleboner

When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.

Dang, Kelly was late to school again and now his baby penis has a paddleboner.

by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016

Paddle Dicking

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

by E*Ricky December 29, 2020

paddy conheady

A bloody legend

Paddy Conheady is a legend.

by Paddstar July 24, 2021

Paddy's Pub

The Irish pub of South Philadelphia. Paddy's Pub is owned and run by Frank Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Sweet Dee Reynolds, Charlie Kelly, and Ronald "Mac" McDonald.

Paddy's Pub is the original home of the kitten mittons.

by Viscount Druitt April 16, 2022

Paddy Connolly

Loves Maisey

Paddy Connolly Absolutley Loves Maisey

by User2345869 April 26, 2022