Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose

"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"

by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006

free packaging

When a guy does not wear underwear.

Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.

My best friend: Hahaha, yeah I really don't get it either.

by Jane Doe June 29, 2005

Stimulus Package

Male genitalia

Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..

My stimulus package is bigger than yours.

If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.

I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.

by mild lettuce February 12, 2009

Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.

I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.

by The Great All Powerful Definer January 4, 2011

Stimulus Package

A very sad excuse at hiding tax cuts behind a scheme that's supposed to help the economy but ultimately doesn't.

Prop 24 will make the rich business pay their damn taxes, and will give us poor a break. It's basically the opposite of the stimulus package.

by KT_JDDD October 11, 2010

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018