Porn

The reason so many men today have one arm that is significantly larger than the other.

Porn is a huge time suck and work out, for one arm.

by yo928 September 15, 2010

Porn

Porn is exaggerated sex education or "hyperbole sex education" for virgins and people who don't get laid.

Dear Timothy, people dont moan or act like that during sex...It's only like that in porn.

by Igotadigbick96 June 25, 2019

Porn

A depiction of sexual activity or sexually explicit pictures. Only watched by losers. It sets a high expectation for the geek behind the screen despite not being able to attract a half-decent girl. Addicts also claim that porn addiction isn't real or pretend it's normal which are both wrong.

Porn is bad.

by A4775 December 8, 2020

Porn

Watching a fidget spinner spin while you ride a hover board and vape

Wow look at him he is doing porn and he is good at it

by Vaper1000 July 7, 2017

Porn

An education system

Girl:- why are you covering your laptop with your blanket?
Boy:I was watching porn

by Uqo31o September 13, 2017

Porn

Something naughty, yet fun. And if your really looking up porn on Urban Dictionary. com, you need to get a life

Dude I found some good porn last night!

by TGIFRN January 28, 2010

Porn

The best thing god ever invented. Videos with a lot of nudity,
cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians,
orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.

13 year old: Aw fuck! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Screams and moans)
(Door opens)
Mother: What the hell are you doing?
13 year old: Get the fuck out! I'm watching porn!

by Trollscience March 5, 2011