Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history

Henlo poptart man my good sir

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020

evil poptart

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

Hungarian Poptart

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)

Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!

by King Stinky February 10, 2007

Hairy Poptart

Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.

I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!

by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

by drey&rin December 28, 2002

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016